daileinquent:

david mitchell is so my new dream man
i love him so much. normally i don’t really go in for british guys (despite being a complete anglophile in terms of how much i love british culture), but for him i would certainly make an exception.
sucks that his wife is kind of a babe, though. i could never compete with her. & she’s also kind of seriously awesome. (hilarious, intelligent, witty, wrote a book on how to make the perfect hardcore porno film ever, hosts a clever english game show & is also a highly successful professional poker player who recently became the only poker player in history to win two european poker tour main events.)
yeah, she’s kind of amazing. definitely can’t compete.

daileinquent:

david mitchell is so my new dream man

i love him so much. normally i don’t really go in for british guys (despite being a complete anglophile in terms of how much i love british culture), but for him i would certainly make an exception.

sucks that his wife is kind of a babe, though. i could never compete with her. & she’s also kind of seriously awesome. (hilarious, intelligent, witty, wrote a book on how to make the perfect hardcore porno film ever, hosts a clever english game show & is also a highly successful professional poker player who recently became the only poker player in history to win two european poker tour main events.)

yeah, she’s kind of amazing. definitely can’t compete.

thecapaldiclinic:

The more he swears, the more…well the ones with Tuckeritis knows what I am talking about and I bet a good amount of you regular Capaldians have also suddenly experienced getting all hot and flustered around Malcolm Tucker.  So what is it that makes the angry Scott so irresistible?  Resident Reaction Surgeon and Tuckeritis Specialist AbsoluteWho explains why.
Factor 1. The Alpha Male.
We are attracted to men of power, because they can offer better protection, which arguably today translates directly into money and a better life style. Power simply comes with perks.
Factor 2. Bad Boy.
All that pent-up energy and angry swearing. Does it not just make you desperate to know what Malcolm is like between the sheets? Some Tuckeritis specialists say that he will never relinquish control and that he prefers things a bit rough. Others say that he enjoys giving up control outside work and revels in being someone’s sex toy. 
Factor 3. Tuxedo Porn.
He was born to wear a suit, not to mention a tuxedo. He wears his immaculate suits like armor and looks amazing in them, not to mention his long black Armani coat. The man knows how to dress and he certainly has the body for showing it off to, especially come season 4, if you prefer your man lean as a whipcord.
Factor 4. Glasses Porn.
Malcolm becomes even more attractive when he dons his glasses. It is most likely because wearing them brings out a certain vulnerable side to him. We quite often see glimpses of this softer Malcolm when he interacts with “civilians”, making you wonder what this man is really like.
- Reaction Surgeon and Tuckeritis Specialist, Doctor AbsoluteWho

thecapaldiclinic:

The more he swears, the more…well the ones with Tuckeritis knows what I am talking about and I bet a good amount of you regular Capaldians have also suddenly experienced getting all hot and flustered around Malcolm Tucker.  So what is it that makes the angry Scott so irresistible?  Resident Reaction Surgeon and Tuckeritis Specialist AbsoluteWho explains why.

Factor 1. The Alpha Male.
We are attracted to men of power, because they can offer better protection, which arguably today translates directly into money and a better life style. Power simply comes with perks.

Factor 2. Bad Boy.
All that pent-up energy and angry swearing. Does it not just make you desperate to know what Malcolm is like between the sheets? Some Tuckeritis specialists say that he will never relinquish control and that he prefers things a bit rough. Others say that he enjoys giving up control outside work and revels in being someone’s sex toy. 

Factor 3. Tuxedo Porn.
He was born to wear a suit, not to mention a tuxedo. He wears his immaculate suits like armor and looks amazing in them, not to mention his long black Armani coat. The man knows how to dress and he certainly has the body for showing it off to, especially come season 4, if you prefer your man lean as a whipcord.

Factor 4. Glasses Porn.
Malcolm becomes even more attractive when he dons his glasses. It is most likely because wearing them brings out a certain vulnerable side to him. We quite often see glimpses of this softer Malcolm when he interacts with “civilians”, making you wonder what this man is really like.

- Reaction Surgeon and Tuckeritis Specialist, Doctor AbsoluteWho

Peter (Capaldi) made the effort to include me in his new world of actors and filmy types, but I was insanely jealous of his good fortune and huffly refused to be happy for him. I decided to feel patronized by him instead. Without band practice I had nothing to do, so I signed on the dole and used my unemployment check to get drunk as often as possible.

Craig Ferguson on his post-Dreamboys life, American On Purpose (via socrappyicoulddie)